Bureau of Dicking Around

捅鸡局 (Tǒngjī Jú): Bureau of Dicking Around

Pejorative homophone for the National Bureau of Statistics (统计局 Tǒngjì Jú), long criticized for providing unreliable data. When last checked on February 25, 2014, “Bureau of Dicking Around” was blocked from search results on Sina Weibo.

Example:

National Bureau of Dicking Around Reports 2011 “Chicken Butt” Increased 9.2% from Previous Year~Haha~~

国家捅鸡局报告，2011年“鸡滴屁”比上年增长9.2%，很鼓舞人心啊~~哈哈~~

“Chicken butt” is GDP (鸡滴屁 jī dī pì).

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