Hang oneself

上吊吊 (shàng diào diào): hung to death

Most Google search results for this term refer to the death of a man, Yuan Zhongru, who died in prison under unusual circumstances. An autopsy revealed a broken sternum, blood pooled in the chest cavity, and a ruptured heart and lungs. However, the police department declared that Yuan died from suicide after hanging himself. However, there were no visible abrasions on his neck where a cord or rope would have rubbed against the skin. Netizens questioned how he could have found something to hang himself while in the interrogation room and wondered what he could have attached the cord to. Netizens blamed the death on police brutality and linked the case to a string of other high profile cases in which inmates died in prison under unusual circumstances. See death from hide and go seek, death from nightmare, and death by drinking water.

袁忠儒的死亡特征是：死者胸骨骨折，胸腔积血，心肝肺等器官出血。所谓的“上吊”部位划开后也无任何血痕，只见颈后右侧充血。这样的死亡特征被镇雄县公安局认定为自缢身亡，死者生前遭受严重暴力摧残的特征被他们说成了是卫生院医生抢救下形成的

Competition for the lamest excuse for a prison inmate's death. In first place is "drank boiled water," in second place is "played hide and go seek," and in third place is "hung himself with his own shoelace."