Mahler Gobi

马勒戈壁 (Mǎlè Gēbì): Mahler Gobi

A grass-mud horse encounters an army of river crabs in the Mahler Gobi.

Like the Gobi which stretches across China and Mongolia, the windswept Mahler Gobi is a vast desert inhabited by unique wildlife. “Mahler Gobi” also sounds like “your mother’s f**king c**t” (妈了个屄 mā le ge bī). It is the home of the grass-mud horse, which lives on the “fertile grass” (沃草 wò cǎo, sounds like “I f**k,” 我肏 wǒ cào) dotted among the sand dunes. It is also populated by invasive river crabs.