Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon: Browse by Topic

Introduction to the Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon

A

1. 爱国贼 "Patriotraitor" (patriot + traitor)
2. 爱未来 love the future

B

1. 被时代 era of passive tense
2. 被代表，被自杀，被增长，被墙奸, 被XX bei-represent, bei-suicide, bei-increased, bei-GFW, bei-XX
3. 霸道部 Ministry of Bullying
4. 不明真相 don't understand the actual situation
5. 布鸣真象 (见：真象) cloth chirp elephant of truth (see elephant of truth )
6. 不要乱说话 do not make irresponsible remarks
7. 别有用心 ulterior motives
8. 不差钱 no shortage of money
9. 不折腾 free from turmoil
10. 八万哥 80k bro

C

1. 草泥马 grass-mud horse
2. 叉腰肌 iliopsoas
3. 拆哪 demolish it
4. CCAV China Central Adult Video
5. 纵做鬼，也幸福 Even the destruction is a blessing
6. 初级阶段 primary stage (of socialism)
7. 此贴必删 删前留名 This post to be deleted. Before it is deleted please leave your name.
8. Chinternet China + Internet
9. 吃饱了没事干的外国人 foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do

D

1. 都是你妈逼的 Your mother forced this on us
2. 大清 The Empire of the Great Qing
3. 帝都 imperial city
4. 档中央 The Central Committee of the Communist Party
5. 躲猫猫 （死） hide-and-go seek (death)
6. 低俗 vulgar
7. 打酱油 getting soy sauce
8. 党性大发 give free reign to one's "Party" nature
9. 大裤衩 the big boxer shorts
10. 钓鱼执法 entrapment
11. 打疫苗 get immunized
12. 地沟油 ditch oil
13. 毒大米 poison rice
14. 毒奶粉 poison milk powder
15. 大中华局域网 The Great Chinese LAN (local area network)
16. 蛋炒饭 egg fried rice
17. 毒豺 poison jackal
18. 戴避孕套不算强奸 it's not rape if you wear a condom

F

1. 翻墙 to scale the wall
2. 非法献花，非法吃喝，非法默哀，非法XX illegal dedication of flowers, illegal eating and drinking, illegal silent tribute, illegal XX
3. 俯卧撑 push-ups
4. 饭醉 rice-drunk
5. 房奴 mortgage slave
6. 粪青 fenqing, shit youth
7. 斧头帮 axe gang
8. 富二代 rich second generation
9. 法律不是挡箭牌 the law is not a shield
10. 反腐女战士 anti-corruption warrior princess

G

1. 感谢国家 thanks to the country
2. 贵国 expensive country
3. 跪国 kneeling country
4. 官府 local fiefdom
5. 国宝 national treasure
6. 国家罗汉 nation's arhat / nation's gangster
7. 功夫网 kung fu net
8. 广电总急 The radio, film and television administration is always anxious
9. 光腚肿菊 bare bottom swollen anus
10. 怪蜀黍 strange sorghum
11. 灌狸猿 watered weasel ape
12. 谷鸽 valley dove
13. 骨哥 bone brother
14. GFW Great Firewall of China
15. Great Fucking Wall: (See GFW)
16. 官二代 generation of the officials' children
17. 郭美美baby Babe Guo
18. 给人民一个胶带 give the people some tape

H

1. 河蟹 river crab
2. 和谐号 "harmony" high-speed train
3. 猴蛇 monkey-snake
4. 糊煮席 muddled cooked banquet
5. 黑板狐 the blackboard fox
6. 好五倍 a good five times better than
7. 皇储 heir apparent
8. 喝茶 drink tea
9. 喝开水 (死) death from drinking boiled water
10. 很黄很暴力 very erotic, very violent
11. 含泪劝告 tearfully urge
12. 火星文 Mars script
13. 换锅子没 have you changed to (using) a dish?
14. 恨爹不成刚 despise one's father for not being Li Gang
15. 胡77 Hu 77
16. 胡编 the fabricator
17. 混球屎报 Muddled-Sh*t Times
18. 胡占凡体 Hu Zhanfan couplet
19. 胡到逼

J

1. 菊花文 chrysanthemum script
2. 局域网 see: The Great Chinese LAN (local area network)
3. 见过大爷 have you seen grandfather
4. 甲型H1N1流感 influenza A virus subtype H1N1
5. 僵鱼 stiff fish
6. 酱油委员 soy sauce committee members
7. 脊梁奖 The Backbone Award
8. 景德镇 The town of Jingde
9. 九长老

K

1. 跨省追捕 captured across provincial lines
2. 开胸验肺 thoracotomy
3. 狂草泥马 crazy grass-mud horse
4. 空椅子 empty chair
5. 开房局长 the "room-opening" bureau chief
6. 科学上网

L

1. 绿坝娘 green dam girl
2. 滤霸, 驴爸 filter tyrant, donkey father
3. 绿爸爸 green father
4. 蓝爸爸 blue father
5. 裸体做官 naked official
6. 临时性强奸, 临时性XX temporary rape, temporary XX
7. 淋巴县长 Mayor Lymph
8. 了解祖国 understand the motherland
9. 林貌杨音 Lin imitates Yang's voice
10. 鲤冈鲃 ridged carp-barbel
11. 临时工 temporary workers

M

1. 马勒戈壁 Mahler Desert
2. 目田 eye-field
3. 敏感瓷 sensitive porcelain
4. 某黑帮 a certain gang
5. Ma de in china "f**k" in China
6. 没有强拆就没有新中国 Without forced demolitions there can be no new China.
7. 茉莉花 jasmine
8. 没希望工程 Project Hope-less

N

1. 纳米比亚 Namibia
2. NC (见：脑残) (See: nao can) See: brain-damaged
3. 脑残 brain-damaged
4. 你是哪个单位的？ Which work unit are you from?
5. 你有孩子吗？ Do you have children?
6. 你懂的 You understand

P

1. P民 P people
2. 屁民 rabble
3. 贫二代 poor second generation
4. 咆哮体 shouting font
5. 呸 screw you!
6. 潘币 Panbi
7. 破坏性实验

Q

1. 墙 wall
2. 墙奸 wall raped
3. 墙国 wall nation
4. 墙国论坛 wall nation forum
5. 墙裂（谴责) wall crack condemn
6. 禽肛 bird anus
7. 70码 70 KPH
8. 欺实马 horse of deception
9. 去毛 hair removal
10. 秋雨含泪 autumn rain has tears
11. 穷二代: (见：贫二代) see: poor second generation
12. 情绪稳定 emotionally stable
13. 岂能因为声音微小而不呐喊 how can we not speak out just because our voice is small
14. 轻度追尾， 轻度XX

R

1. 让领导先走 leaders first
2. 芮代表 Representative Rui
3. 日人民报 The Screwing People Post

S

1. 山寨 mountain stronghold
2. 神兽 mythical creatures
3. 神奇的国度 mystical country
4. 深情献菊花 dedicate a chrysanthemum with deep feeling
5. 散步 take a walk
6. 上吊吊 hung to death
7. 三聚氰胺 melamine
8. 三鹿 Sanlu
9. SB会 SB Conference
10. 伤害中国人民的感情 hurt the Chinese people's feelings
11. 省长 governor
12. 谁叫你不幸生在中国了 How were you so unfortunate as to be born in China?
13. 蒜你狠、豆你玩系列 vicious garlic, play with beans, and other similar phrases
14. 随波逐刘 go with the flow
15. 试探性自杀
16. 汕尾体

T

1. 天朝 Celestial Empire
2. 天朝上锅 Celestial Empire goes into the pot
3. 天朝P民 P people of the Celestial Empire
4. 兲朝 (见：天朝) See: Celestial Empire
5. 他妈的 WTF?!
6. 体育墙国 wall country in athletics
7. 替党说话，还是准备替老百姓说话？ Will you speak for the Party, or are you prepared to speak for the people?
8. TG
9. 天雷提案 shocking proposals
10. 舔菊党

W

1. 稳腚 stable bottom
2. 围观 surround and watch
3. 围观五猫 surround and watch five cats
4. 微勃 slight erection
5. 微软 Microsoft
6. 蜗居族 snail dwelling tribe
7. 伟光正 great, glorious and correct
8. 伟大的墙 great wall
9. 为人民币服务 serve the renminbi
10. 五毛 fifty cents
11. 五毛党 Fifty Cent Party
12. 五毛谠 fifty cents honest
13. 五号 number five
14. 卧草泥马 crouching grass mud horse
15. 五月三十五日 The thirty-fifth of May
16. 我爸爸是李刚 My father is Li Gang
17. 我只为领导服务 I only serve the leaders
18. 我们做了一个艰难的决定 We have made a tough decision
19. 我要作人 I will be a person

X

1. 县长 （见：淋巴县长） See: Mayor Lymph
2. 熊猫： (见：国宝) See: national treasure
3. 相關部門 ((见：有关部门) See: relevant departments
4. 西朝鲜 West Korea
5. 信韩寒不脑残 Believe in Han Han and you won't be a retard
6. 信艾神，原地满状态复活 Believe in the god Ai and be completely resurrected on the spot
7. 心神不宁 disturbed
8. 下一盘很大的棋 play a big game of chess
9. 萱萱 daylily
10. 血拆 bloody demolition
11. 闲扯淡 idle chit-chat
12. 西红柿 tomato
13. 辛卯借款

Y

1. 影帝 movie star
2. 亚克蜥 Yax Lizard
3. 一小撮 a small bunch
4. 殃视 calamity TV
5. 羊叫兽 sheep calls to the beast
6. 远程爱国者捣蛋 long distance patriot makes mischief
7. 压力差 pressure differential
8. 有司 official
9. 有关部门 relevant department
10. 援交部

Z

1. 这事儿不能说太细 This cannot be explained in great detail.
2. 周老虎 Tiger Zhou
3. 正龙拍虎 upright dragon pats the tiger
4. 真理部 Ministry of Truth
5. 真象 elephant of truth
6. 暂住 temporary residence
7. 转世 reincarnate
8. 砖家 brickspert
9. 做噩梦（死） death from nightmare
10. 专业孙子 professional grandchild
11. 职业孙子 (见：专业孙子) career grandchild (see: professional grandchild)
12. 中国人民从此战栗起来了 The Chinese people have begun to tremble
13. 中国人需要管的 Chinese people need to be controlled
14. 中国的互联网是开放的 China's internet is open
15. 转发就是力量 Reposting is power
16. 周自宫 Zhou self-castration
17. 做一个艰难的决定 make a tough decision
18. 镇上 in town
19. 这是一个奇迹 this is a miracle
20. 至于你信不信，由你，我反正是信了 Whether you believe it or not, it’s up to you, but I do anyway.
21. 中国人民的老朋友