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Introduction to the Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon

The Grass-Mud Horse Ecosystem

1. 70 KPH 70码
2. bone brother 骨哥
3. cloth chirp elephant 布鸣真象
4. crazy grass-mud horse 狂草泥马
5. crouching grass mud horse 卧草泥马
6. elephant of truth 真象
7. grass-mud horse 草泥马
8. horse of deception 欺实马
9. Mahler Desert 马勒戈壁
10. monkey-snake 猴蛇
11. mystical country 神奇的国度
12. mythical creatures 神兽
13. poison jackal 毒豺
14. ridged carp-barbel 鲤冈鲃
15. river crab 河蟹
16. sheep calls to the beast 羊叫兽
17. valley dove 谷鸽
18. watered weasel ape 灌狸猿
19. Yax Lizard 亚克蜥

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1. Chinternet
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A

1. 爱国贼 (ai guozei) patriotraitor (patriot + traitor)
2. 爱未来 (ai weilai) love the future

1. 霸道部 (Badao Bu) Ministry of Bullying
2. 八万哥 (Bawan Ge) 80k bro
3. 被代表，被自杀，被增长，被墙奸, 被XX (bei daibiao, bei zisha, bei zengzhang, bei qiang jian, bei XX) be represented, be suicided, be increased, be GFWed, be XXed
4. 被时代 (bei shidai) era of passive tense
5. 别有用心 (bieyouyongxin) ulterior motives
6. 薄督 (Bo Du) Captain Bo
7. 不差钱 (bu cha qian) no shortage of money
8. 不明真相 (bu ming zhenxiang) don’t understand the actual situation
9. 不要乱说话 (bu yao luan shuohua) do not make irresponsible remarks
10. 不折腾 (bu zheteng) free from turmoil
11. 百分之六十二 (baifen zhi liushi’er) sixty-two percent
12. 表哥、表叔、表嫂 (Biao Ge) Watch Brother

C

1. CCAV China Central Adult Video
2. 叉腰肌 (chayao ji) iliopsoas
3. 拆哪 (Chai Na) demolish it
4. 吃饱了没事干的外国人 (chi bao le mei shi gan de waiguoren) foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do
5. Chinternet China + Internet
6. 初级阶段 (chuji jieduan) primary stage (of socialism)
7. 侧滑 (ce hua) slipped
8. 抄水表 (chao shuibiao) check the water meter

D

1. 打酱油 (da jiangyou) getting soy sauce
2. 打疫苗 (da yimiao) get immunized
3. 大裤衩 (da kucha) the big boxer shorts
4. 大清 (Da Qing) The Empire of the Great Qing
5. 大中华局域网 (Da Zhonghua Juyuwang) The Great Chinese LAN (local area network)
6. 戴避孕套不算强奸 (dai biyuntao bu suan qiangjian) it’s not rape if you wear a condom
7. 蛋炒饭 (dan chaofan) egg fried rice
8. 党性大发 (dangxing dafa) give free reign to one’s “Party” nature
9. 档中央 (Dang Zhongyang) The Central Committee of the Communist Party
10. 帝都 (didu) imperial capital
11. 地沟油 (digou you) ditch oil
12. 低俗 (disu) vulgar
13. 钓鱼执法 (diaoyu zhifa) entrapment
14. 都是你妈逼的 (dou shi ni ma bi de) Your mother forced this on us
15. 毒大米 (du dami) poison rice
16. 毒奶粉 (du naifen) poison milk powder
17. 躲猫猫 （死）(duo maomao (si)) hide-and-go seek (death)
18. 多名女性 several women

E

1. 耳光 (er guang) slap on the face

F

1. 法律不是挡箭牌 (falü bu shi dangjianpai) the law is not a shield
2. 反腐姐妹花 (fan fu jiemei hua) lovely anti-corruption sisters
3. 反腐女战士 (fan fu nüzhanshi) anti-corruption warrior princess
4. 翻墙 (fan qiang) to scale the wall
5. 饭醉 (fan zui) rice-drunk
6. 房奴 (fang nu) mortgage slave
7. 非法献花 非法吃喝，非法默哀，非法XX (feifa xianhua, feifa chihe, feifa mo’ai, feifa XX) illegal dedication of flowers, illegal eating and drinking, illegal silent tribute, illegal XX
8. 非正常方式 (fei zhengchang fangshi) unusual method
9. 粪青 (fenqing) fenqing, shit youth
10. 斧头帮 (futou bang) axe gang
11. 俯卧撑 (fuwocheng) push-ups
12. 富二代(fu er dai) rich second generation
13. 飞盘胡 (feipan hu) frisbee Hu

G

1. 干爹 (gandie) godfather
2. 感谢国家 (ganxie guojia) thanks to the country
3. 给人民一个胶带 (gei renmin yi ge jiaodai) give the people some tape
4. GFW Great Firewall of China
5. 功夫网 (gongfu wang) kungfu Net
6. 怪蜀黍 (guai shushu) strange sorghum
7. 贵国 (gui guo) expensive country
8. 跪国 (gui guo) kneeling country
9. 官二代 (guan er dai) Governing second generation
10. 官府 (guanfu) local fiefdom
11. 光腚肿菊 (guangding zhong ju) bare bottom swollen anus
12. 广电总急 (Guang Dian zong ji) The radio, film and television administration is always anxious
13. 国宝 (guobao) national treasure
14. 国家罗汉 (guojia luohan) nation’s arhat / nation’s gangster
15. 郭美美baby (Guo Meimei Baby) Babe Guo

H

1. 含泪劝告 (hanlei quangao) tearfully urge
2. 含笑酒泉(han xiao jiu quan) smile in fountains of booze
3. 好五倍 (hao wu bei) a good five times better than
4. 喝茶 (he cha) drink tea
5. 喝开水死 (he kaishui (si)) death from drinking boiled water
6. 和谐 (hexie) harmonious
7. 和谐号 (hexie hao) “harmony” high-speed train
8. 核心 (hexin) core
9. 黑板狐 (heiban hu) the blackboard fox
10. 很黄很暴力 (hen huang hen baoli) very erotic, very violent
11. 恨爹不成刚 (hen die bu cheng Gang) despise one’s father for not being Li Gang
12. 红派壹号 (hong pai yi hao) red pad
13. 胡编 (hu bian) the fabricator
14. 胡77 (Hu 77) Hu 77
15. 胡占凡体 (Hu Zhanfan ti) Hu Zhanfan couplet
16. 糊煮席 (Hu zhu xi) muddled cooked banquet
17. 换锅子没 (huan guozi mei) have you changed to (using) a dish?
18. 皇储 (huangchu) heir apparent
19. 混球屎报 (Hunqiu Shi Bao) Muddled-Sh*t Times
20. 活埋 (huomai) buried alive
21. 火星文 (Huoxing wen) Mars script

J

1. 脊梁奖 (Jiliang Jiang) The Backbone Award
2. 家里最近怎么样？ (Jiali zuijin zenmeyang?) How has your family been recently?
3. 甲型H1N1流感 (jiaxing H1N1 liugan) influenza A virus subtype H1N1
4. 见过大爷 (jian guo daye) have you seen grandfather
5. 酱油委员 (jiangyou weiyuan) soy sauce committee members
6. 僵鱼 (jiang yu) stiff fish
7. 景德镇 (Jingde zhen) The town of Jingde
8. 九长老 (jiu zhanglao) the nine elders
9. 九个总统 (jiuge zongtong) nine presidents
10. 菊花文 (juhua wen) chrysanthemum script
11. 军大衣 (jun dayi) guard in military coat
12. 局域网 (juyuwang) see The Great Chinese LAN (local area network)
13. 捐你妹 (juan ni mei) donate your sister
14. 贱委 (jianwei) contemptible committee

K

1. 开房局长 (kaifang juzhang) the “room-opening” bureau chief
2. 开胸验肺 (kaixiong yanfei) thoracotomy
3. 科学上网 (kexue shangwang) use the Internet “scientifically”
4. 空椅子 (kong yizi) empty chair
5. 跨省追捕 (kuasheng zhuibu) captured across provincial lines

L

1. 蓝爸爸 (lan baba) blue father
2. 雷政富 (Lei Zhengfu) Lei Zhengfu
3. 梁书记 (Liang Shuji) Secretary Leung
4. 了解祖国 (liaojie zuguo) understand the motherland
5. 淋巴县长 (Linba Xianzhang) Mayor Lymph
6. 林貌杨音 (Lin mao Yang yin) Lin imitates Yang’s voice
7. 临时工 (linshigong) temporary workers
8. 临时性强奸, 临时性XX (linshixing qiangjian, linshixing XX) temporary rape, temporary XX
9. 裸体做官 (luoti zuoguan) naked official
10. 滤霸, 驴爸 (lü ba, lü ba) filter tyrant, donkey father
11. 绿爸爸 (lü baba) green father
12. 绿坝娘 (Lü Ba Niang) green dam girl

M

1. Ma de in china “f**k” in China
2. 马勒戈壁 (Male Gebi) Mahler Desert
3. 卖萌 (mai meng) act cute
4. 没希望工程 (Mei Xiwang Gongcheng) Project Hope-less
5. 没有强拆就没有新中国 (Meiyou qiang chai jiu meiyou xin Zhongguo) Without forced demolitions there can be no new China.
6. 面瘫 (mian tan)
7. 敏感瓷 (mingan ci) sensitive porcelain
8. 茉莉花 (molihua) jasmine
9. 某黑帮 (mou heibang) a certain gang
10. 目田 (mu tian) eye-field

N

1. 纳米比亚 (Namibiya) Namibia
2. 那是人家的本事 (Na shi renjia de benshi) It's because he's gifted
3. 脑残 (naocan) brain-damaged
4. 你懂的 (Ni dong de) You understand
5. 你是哪个单位的？ (Ni shi nage danwei de?) Which work unit are you from?
6. 你有孩子吗？ (Ni you haizi ma?) Do you have children?
7. 诺贝尔币 (Nuobeier bi) Nobel Prize dollars

P

1. P民 (P min) P people
2. 潘币 (Panbi) Panbi
3. 咆哮体 (paoxiao ti) shouting font
4. 呸 (pei) screw you!
5. 屁民 (pi min) rabble
6. 拼爹 (pin die) compare fathers
7. 贫二代 (pin er dai) poor second generation
8. 平西王 (Pingxi Wang) King Who Pacified the West
9. 破坏性实验 (pohuaixing shiyan) destruction experiment
10. 盘锦号 (Panjin Hao) The Panjin

Q

1. 齐B小短裙 (qi B xiao duanqun) ass-high miniskirt
2. 墙 (qiang) wall
3. 墙国 (qiang guo) wall nation
4. 墙国论坛 (qiang guo luntan) wall nation forum
5. 墙奸 (qiang jian) wall raped
6. 墙裂（谴责) (qiang lie (qianze)) wall crack condemn
7. 岂能因为声音微小而不呐喊 (qineng yinwei shengyin weixiao er bu nahan) how can we not speak out just because our voice is small
8. 禽肛 (qin gang) bird anus
9. 轻度追尾， 轻度XX (qingdù zhuiwei, qingdu XX) mild collision, mild XX
10. 情绪稳定 (qingxu wending) emotionally stable
11. 秋雨含泪 (qiuyu hanlei) autumn rain has tears
12. 去毛 (qu mao) hair removal

R

1. 让领导先走 (rang lingdao xian zou) leaders first
2. 日人民报 (Ri Renmin Bao) The Screwing People Post
3. 芮代表 (Rui Daibiao) Representative Rui
4. 人民日爆 （‘Renmin ribao） People's Daily Explosion

S

1. 散步 (sanbu) take a walk
2. 三聚氰胺 (sanju qing’an) melamine
3. 三鹿 (Sanlu) Sanlu
4. SB会 (SB hui) SB Conference
5. 山寨 (shanzhai) mountain stronghold
6. 汕尾体 (shan wei ti) Shanwei form
7. 伤害中国人民的感情 (shanghai Zhongguoren min de ganqing) hurt the Chinese people’s feelings
8. 上吊吊 (shang diao diao) hung to death
9. 谁叫你不幸生在中国了 (Shei jiao ni buxing sheng zai Zhongguo le?) How were you so unfortunate as to be born in China?
10. 神奇的国度 (shenqi de guodu) mystical country
11. 深情献菊花 (shenqing xian juhua) dedicate a chrysanthemum with deep feeling
12. 省长 (shengzhang) governor
13. 胜利大逃亡 (shengli da taowang) Escape to Victory
14. 适度腐败 (shidu fubai) moderate level of corruption
15. 试探性自杀 (shitanxing zisha) half-hearted suicide attempt
16. 斯巴达 (Sibada) Sparta
17. 蒜你狠、豆你玩系列 (suan ni hen, dou ni wan xilie) vicious garlic, play with beans, and other similar phrases
18. 随波逐刘 (sui bo zhu Liu) go with the flow
19. 随时受不了 (suishi shoubuliao) always unbearable

T

1. 他妈的 (tamade) WTF?!
2. TG
3. 体育墙国 (tiyu qiang guo) wall country in athletics
4. 替党说话，还是准备替老百姓说话？ (Ti Dang shuohua, haishi zhunbei ti laobaixing shuohua?) Will you speak for the Party, or are you prepared to speak for the people?
5. 天朝 (Tianchao) Celestial Empire
6. 兲朝 (见：天朝) (Tianchao) see Celestial Empire
7. 天朝P民 (Tianchao P min) P people of the Celestial Empire
8. 天朝上锅 (Tianchao shang guo) Celestial Empire goes into the pot
9. 天雷提案 (tian lei ti’an) shocking proposals
10. 舔菊党 (tian ju dang) chrysanthemum licking party
11. TM/TMD (see WTF?!)
12. 捅鸡局 (tongjiju) chicken-poking bureau

W

1. 微勃 (wei bo) slight erection
2. 微软 (Weiruan) Microsoft
3. 围观 (weiguan) surround and watch
4. 围观五猫 (weiguan wu mao) surround and watch five cats
5. 伟大的墙 (weida de qiang) great wall
6. 伟光正 (wei guang zheng) great, glorious and correct
7. 为人民币服务 (wei renminbi fuwu) serve the renminbi
8. 维稳 (weiwen) maintain stability
9. 稳腚 (wen ding) stable bottom
10. 蜗居族 (woju zu) snail dwelling tribe
11. 我爸爸是李刚 (Wo baba shi li gang) My father is Li Gang
12. 我们做了一个艰难的决定 (Women zuole yi ge jiannan de jueding) We have made a tough decision
13. 我能说脏话吗? (Wo neng shou zanghua ma?) Can I swear?
14. 我要作人 (Wo yao zuoren) I will be a person
15. 我只为领导服务 (Wo zhi wei lingdao fuwu) I only serve the leaders
16. 五号 (wu hao) number five
17. 五毛 (wu mao) fifty cents
18. 五毛党 (Wu Mao Dang) Fifty Cent Party
19. 五毛谠 (wu mao dang) fifty cents honest
20. 五月三十五日 (wu yue sanshiwu ri) The Thirty-Fifth of May
21. 我来晚了 I'm late

X

1. 西朝鲜 (Xi Chaoxian) West Korea
2. 下意识开枪 (xiayishi kaiqiang) subconsciously fired
3. 西红柿 (xihongshi) tomato
4. 下一盘很大的棋 (xia yi pan hen da de qi) play a big game of chess
5. 闲扯淡 (xian chedan) idle chit-chat
6. 辛卯借款 (xinmao jiekuan) 2011 loan
7. 心神不宁 (xinshen buning) disturbed
8. 信艾神，原地满状态复活 (Xin Ai Shen, yuandi man zhuangtai fuhuo) Believe in the god Ai and be completely resurrected on the spot
9. 信韩寒不脑残 (Xin Han Han bu naocan) Believe in Han Han and you won’t be a retard
10. 熊猫： (见：国宝) (xiongmao) see national treasure
11. 休假式治疗 (xiujia shi zhiliao) vacation-style therapy
12. 萱萱 (xuanxuan) daylily
13. 血拆 (xue chai) bloody demolition
14. 新黑五类 (xin hei wu lei) the new five black categories

Y

1. 压力差 (yali chai) pressure differential
2. 殃视 (yang shi) calamity TV
3. 药奸菊 (yao jian ju) medicine-wicked-chrysanthemum
4. 一小撮 (yi xiao cuo) a small bunch
5. 影帝 (yingdi) movie star
6. 有关部门 (youguan bumen) relevant department
7. 有司 (yousi) official
8. 援交部 (Yuanjiao Bu) Ministry of Foreign Assistance
9. 远程爱国者捣蛋 (yuancheng aiguozhe daodan) long distance patriot makes mischief

Z

1. 暂住 (zanzhu) temporary residence
2. 这事儿不能说太细 (Zhe shir buneng shuo tai xi) This cannot be explained in great detail.
3. 这是一个奇迹 (zhe shi yi ge qiji) this is a miracle
4. 真理部 (Zhenli Bu) Ministry of Truth
5. 镇上 (Zhen shang) in town
6. 正腐 (zhengfu) govern-rot
7. 正龙拍虎 (zheng long pai hu) upright dragon pats the tiger
8. 职业孙子 (见：专业孙子) (zhiye sunzi) career grandchild (see professional grandchild)
9. 至于你信不信，由你，我反正是信了 (Zhiyu ni xin bu xin, you ni, wo fanzheng shi xin le) Whether you believe it or not, it’s up to you, but I do anyway.
10. 中国的互联网是开放的 (Zhongguo de hulianwang shi kaifang de) China’s Internet is open
11. 中国人民从此战栗起来了 (Zhongguo renmin congci zhanli qilai le) The Chinese people have begun to tremble
12. 中国人民的老朋友 (Zhongguo renmin de lao pengyou) Old friends of the Chinese people
13. 中国人需要管的 (Zhongguoren xuyao guan de) Chinese people need to be controlled
14. 周老虎 (Zhou Laohu) Tiger Zhou
15. 周自宫 (Zhou Zigong) Zhou self-castration
16. 砖家 (zhuan jia) brickspert
17. 专业孙子 (zhuanye sunzi) professional grandchild
18. 转发就是力量 (zhuanfa jiushi liliang) Reposting is power
19. 转世 (zhuanshi) reincarnate
20. 纵做鬼，也幸福 (zong zuogui, ye xingfu) Even the destruction is a blessing
21. 做噩梦（死）(zuo emeng (si)) death from nightmare
22. 做一个艰难的决定 (zuo yi ge jiannan de jueding) make a tough decision