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Introduction to the Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon

The Grass-Mud Horse Ecosystem

1. 70 KPH 70码
2. bone brother 骨哥
3. cloth chirp elephant 布鸣真象
4. crazy grass-mud horse 狂草泥马
5. crouching grass mud horse 卧草泥马
6. elephant of truth 真象
7. grass-mud horse 草泥马
8. horse of deception 欺实马
9. Mahler Desert 马勒戈壁
10. monkey-snake 猴蛇
11. mystical country 神奇的国度
12. mythical creatures 神兽
13. poison jackal 毒豺
14. ridged carp-barbel 鲤冈鲃
15. river crab 河蟹
16. sheep calls to the beast 羊叫兽
17. valley dove 谷鸽
18. watered weasel ape 灌狸猿
19. Yax Lizard 亚克蜥

The Great Firewall of China

1. Chinternet
2. chrysanthemum script 菊花文
3. GFW Great Firewall of China
4. The Great Chinese LAN (local area network) 局域网
5. great wall 伟大的墙
6. Hu Zhanfan couplet 胡占凡体
7. kungfu Net 功夫网
8. Mars script 火星文
9. Microsoft 微软
10. shouting font 咆哮体
11. slight erection 微勃
12. to scale the wall 翻墙
13. wall crack condemn 墙裂（谴责)
14. wall nation 墙国
15. wall nation forum 墙国论坛
16. wall raped 墙奸
17. wall 墙
18. We have made a tough decision 做了一个艰难的决定

Censorship

1. blue father 蓝爸爸
2. China’s Internet is open 中国的互联网是开放的
3. disturbed 心神不宁
4. fifty cents 五毛
5. fifty cents honest 五毛谠
6. Fifty Cent Party 五毛党
7. filter tyrant, donkey father 滤霸, 驴爸
8. give the people some tape 给人民一个胶带
9. green dam girl 绿坝娘
10. green father 绿爸爸
11. how can we not speak out just because our voice is small 岂能因为声音微小而不呐喊
12. reincarnate 转世
13. Reposting is power 转发就是力量
14. in town 镇上
15. number five 五号
16. surround and watch 围观
17. surround and watch five cats 围观五猫
18. This post to be deleted. Before it is deleted please leave your name. 此贴必删 删前留名
19. The town of Jingde 景德镇
20. use the Internet “scientifically” 科学上网
21. sensitive porcelain 敏感瓷
22. understand the motherland 了解祖国
23. very erotic, very violent 很黄很暴力
24. vulgar 低俗

The State-owned Media

1. The Backbone Award 脊梁奖
2. calamity TV 殃视
3. CCAV China Central Adult Video
4. disturbed 心神不宁
5. the fabricator 胡编
6. have you seen grandfather 见过大爷
7. Lin imitates Yang’s voice 林貌杨音
8. Muddled-Sh*t Times 混球屎报
9. People's Daily Explosion 人民日爆
10. Representative Rui 芮代表
11. The Screwing People Post 日人民报
12. very erotic, very violent 很黄很暴力

Food, Drug and Infrastructure Safety

1. destruction experiment 破坏性实验
2. ditch oil 地沟油
3. get immunized 打疫苗
4. “harmony” high-speed train 和谐号
5. influenza A virus subtype H1N1 甲型H1N1流感
6. Ma de in china “f**k” in China
7. melamine 三聚氰胺
8. mild collision, mild XX 轻度追尾， 轻度XX
9. mountain stronghold 山寨
10. poison milk powder 毒奶粉
11. poison rice 毒大米
12. pressure differential 压力差
13. Sanlu 三鹿
14. slipped 侧滑
15. This cannot be explained in great detail. 这事儿不能说太细
16. TM/TMD (see WTF?!)
17. WTF?! 他妈的
18. Zhou self-castration 周自宫

Prison and Law Enforcement

1. captured across provincial lines 跨省追捕
2. death from drinking boiled water 喝开水死
3. death from nightmare 做噩梦（死）
4. entrapment 钓鱼执法
5. hide-and-go seek (death) 躲猫猫 （死）
6. hung to death 上吊吊
7. illegal dedication of flowers, illegal eating and drinking, illegal silent tribute, illegal XX 非法献花 非法吃喝，非法默哀，非法XX
8. rice-drunk 饭醉

Sex Scandals

1. ass-high miniskirt 齐B小短裙
2. godfather 干爹
3. It's because he's gifted 那是人家的本事
4. it’s not rape if you wear a condom 戴避孕套不算强奸
5. Lei Zhengfu 雷政富
6. lovely anti-corruption sisters 反腐姐妹花
7. P people P民
8. the “room-opening” bureau chief 开房局长
9. several women 多名女性
10. strange sorghum 怪蜀黍

Government Departments

1. bare bottom swollen anus 光腚肿菊
2. bird anus 禽肛
3. chicken-poking bureau 捅鸡局
4. chrysanthemum licking party 舔菊党
5. contemptible committee 贱委
6. daylily 萱萱
7. maintain stability 维稳
8. medicine-wicked-chrysanthemum 药奸菊
9. Ministry of Bullying 霸道部
10. Ministry of Foreign Assistance 援交部
11. Ministry of Truth 真理部
12. panda 熊猫
13. national treasure 国宝
14. The radio, film and television administration is always anxious 广电总急
15. relevant department 有关部门
16. stable bottom 稳腚
17. stiff fish 僵鱼

Chinese Society and Popular Culture

1. patriotraitor (patriot + traitor) 爱国贼
2. love the future 爱未来
3. 80k bro 八万哥
4. be represented, be suicided, be increased, be GFWed, be XXed 被代表，被自杀，被增长，被墙奸, 被XX
5. era of passive tense 被时代
6. ulterior motives 别有用心
7. Captain Bo 薄督
8. no shortage of money 不差钱
9. don’t understand the actual situation 不明真相
10. do not make irresponsible remarks 不要乱说话
11. free from turmoil 不折腾
12. sixty-two percent 百分之六十二
13. Watch Brother 表哥、表叔、表嫂
14. iliopsoas 叉腰肌
15. demolish it 拆哪
16. foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do 吃饱了没事干的外国人
17. China + Internet Chinternet
18. primary stage (of socialism) 初级阶段

1. check the water meter 抄水表
2. getting soy sauce 打酱油
3. the big boxer shorts 大裤衩
4. The Empire of the Great Qing 大清
5. egg fried rice 蛋炒饭
6. give free reign to one’s “Party” nature 党性大发
7. The Central Committee of the Communist Party 档中央
8. imperial capital 帝都
9. Your mother forced this on us 都是你妈逼的
10. slap on the face 耳光
11. the law is not a shield 法律不是挡箭牌
12. anti-corruption warrior princess 反腐女战士
13. mortgage slave 房奴
14. unusual method 非正常方式
15. fenqing, shit youth 粪青
16. axe gang 斧头帮
17. push-ups 俯卧撑
18. rich second generation 富二代
19. frisbee Hu 飞盘胡
20. thanks to the country 感谢国家
21. expensive country 贵国
22. kneeling country 跪国
23. Governing second generation 官二代
24. local fiefdom 官府
25. nation’s arhat / nation’s gangster 国家罗汉
26. Babe Guo 郭美美baby
27. tearfully urge 含泪劝告
28. smile in fountains of booze 含笑酒泉
29. a good five times better than 好五倍
30. drink tea 喝茶
31. harmonious 和谐
32. core 核心
33. the blackboard fox 黑板狐
34. despise one’s father for not being Li Gang 恨爹不成刚
35. red pad 红派壹号
36. Hu 77 胡77
37. muddled cooked banquet 糊煮席
38. have you changed to (using) a dish? 换锅子没
39. heir apparent 皇储
40. buried alive 活埋
41. How has your family been recently? 家里最近怎么样？
42. soy sauce committee members 酱油委员
43. the nine elders 九长老
44. nine presidents 九个总统
45. guard in military coat 军大衣
46. The Great Chinese LAN (local area network) 局域网
47. donate your sister 捐你妹
48. thoracotomy 开胸验肺
49. empty chair 空椅子
50. Secretary Leung 梁书记
51. Mayor Lymph 淋巴县长
52. Lin imitates Yang’s voice 林貌杨音
53. temporary workers 临时工
54. temporary rape, temporary XX 临时性强奸, 临时性XX
55. naked official 裸体做官
56. Mahler Desert 马勒戈壁
57. act cute 卖萌
58. Project Hope-less 没希望工程
59. Without forced demolitions there can be no new China. 没有强拆就没有新中国
60. jasmine 茉莉花
61. a certain gang 某黑帮
62. eye-field 目田
63. Namibia 纳米比亚
64. brain-damaged 脑残
65. You understand 你懂的
66. Which work unit are you from? 你是哪个单位的?
67. Do you have children? 你有孩子吗？
68. Nobel Prize dollars 诺贝尔币
69. Panbi 潘币
70. screw you! 呸
71. rabble 屁民
72. compare fathers 拼爹
73. poor second generation 贫二代
74. King Who Pacified the West 平西王
75. The Panjin 盘锦号
76. emotionally stable 情绪稳定
77. autumn rain has tears 秋雨含泪
78. hair removal 去毛
79. leaders first 让领导先走
80. take a walk 散步

1. SB Conference SB会
2. Shanwei form 汕尾体
3. hurt the Chinese people’s feelings 伤害中国人民的感情
4. How were you so unfortunate as to be born in China? 谁叫你不幸生在中国了
5. mystical country 神奇的国度
6. dedicate a chrysanthemum with deep feeling 深情献菊花
7. governor 省长
8. Escape to Victory 胜利大逃亡
9. moderate level of corruption 适度腐败
10. half-hearted suicide attempt 试探性自杀
11. Sparta 斯巴达
12. vicious garlic, play with beans, and other similar phrases 蒜你狠、豆你玩系列
13. go with the flow 随波逐刘
14. always unbearable 随时受不了
15. TG
16. wall country in athletics 体育墙国
17. Will you speak for the Party, or are you prepared to speak for the people? 替党说话，还是准备替老百姓说话?
18. Celestial Empire 天朝, 兲朝
19. P people of the Celestial Empire 天朝P民
20. Celestial Empire goes into the pot 天朝上锅
21. shocking proposals 天雷提案
22. great, glorious and correct 伟光正
23. serve the renminbi 为人民币服务
24. snail dwelling tribe 蜗居族
25. My father is Li Gang 我爸爸是李刚
26. Can I swear? 我能说脏话吗?
27. I will be a person 我要作人
28. I only serve the leaders 我只为领导服务
29. The Thirty-Fifth of May 五月三十五日
30. I'm late 我来晚了
31. West Korea 西朝鲜
32. subconsciously fired 下意识开枪
33. tomato 西红柿
34. play a big game of chess 下一盘很大的棋
35. idle chit-chat 闲扯淡
36. 2011 loan 辛卯借款
37. Believe in the god Ai and be completely resurrected on the spot 信艾神，原地满状态复活
38. Believe in Han Han and you won’t be a retard 信韩寒不脑残
39. vacation-style therapy 休假式治疗
40. bloody demolition 血拆
41. the new five black categories 新黑五类
42. a small bunch 一小撮
43. movie star 影帝
44. official 有司
45. long distance patriot makes mischief 远程爱国者捣蛋
46. temporary residence 暂住
47. this is a miracle 这是一个奇迹
48. govern-rot 正腐
49. upright dragon pats the tiger 正龙拍虎
50. career grandchild 职业孙子
51. Whether you believe it or not, it’s up to you, but I do anyway. 至于你信不信，由你，我反正是信了
52. The Chinese people have begun to tremble 中国人民从此战栗起来了
53. Old friends of the Chinese people 中国人民的老朋友
54. Chinese people need to be controlled 中国人需要管的
55. Tiger Zhou 周老虎
56. brickspert 砖家
57. professional grandchild 专业孙子
58. Even the destruction is a blessing 纵做鬼，也幸福