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Introduction to the Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon

The Grass-Mud Horse Ecosystem

1. 70 KPH 70码
2. bone brother 骨哥
3. cloth chirp elephant 布鸣真象
4. crazy grass-mud horse 狂草泥马
5. crouching grass mud horse 卧草泥马
6. elephant of truth 真象
7. grass-mud horse 草泥马
8. horse of deception 欺实马
9. Mahler Desert 马勒戈壁
10. monkey-snake 猴蛇
11. mystical country 神奇的国度
12. mythical creatures 神兽
13. poison jackal 毒豺
14. ridged carp-barbel 鲤冈鲃
15. river crab 河蟹
16. sheep calls to the beast 羊叫兽
17. valley dove 谷鸽
18. watered weasel ape 灌狸猿
19. Yax Lizard 亚克蜥

The Great Firewall of China

1. Chinternet
2. chrysanthemum script 菊花文
3. GFW Great Firewall of China
4. The Great Chinese LAN (local area network) 局域网
5. great wall 伟大的墙
6. Hu Zhanfan couplet 胡占凡体
7. kungfu Net 功夫网
8. Mars script 火星文
9. Microsoft 微软
10. shouting font 咆哮体
11. slight erection 微勃
12. to scale the wall 翻墙
13. wall crack condemn 墙裂（谴责)
14. wall nation 墙国
15. wall nation forum 墙国论坛
16. wall raped 墙奸
17. wall 墙
18. We have made a tough decision 做了一个艰难的决定

Censorship

1. blue father 蓝爸爸
2. China’s Internet is open 中国的互联网是开放的
3. disturbed 心神不宁
4. fifty cents 五毛
5. fifty cents honest 五毛谠
6. Fifty Cent Party 五毛党
7. filter tyrant, donkey father 滤霸, 驴爸
8. give the people some tape 给人民一个胶带
9. green dam girl 绿坝娘
10. green father 绿爸爸
11. how can we not speak out just because our voice is small 岂能因为声音微小而不呐喊
12. reincarnate 转世
13. Reposting is power 转发就是力量
14. in town 镇上
15. number five 五号
16. surround and watch 围观
17. surround and watch five cats 围观五猫
18. This post to be deleted. Before it is deleted please leave your name. 此贴必删 删前留名
19. The town of Jingde 景德镇
20. use the Internet “scientifically” 科学上网
21. sensitive porcelain 敏感瓷
22. understand the motherland 了解祖国
23. very erotic, very violent 很黄很暴力
24. vulgar 低俗

The State-owned Media

1. The Backbone Award 脊梁奖
2. calamity TV 殃视
3. CCAV China Central Adult Video
4. disturbed 心神不宁
5. the fabricator 胡编
6. have you seen grandfather 见过大爷
7. Lin imitates Yang’s voice 林貌杨音
8. Muddled-Sh*t Times 混球屎报
9. People's Daily Explosion 人民日爆
10. Representative Rui 芮代表
11. The Screwing People Post 日人民报
12. very erotic, very violent 很黄很暴力

Chinese Society and Popular Culture

1. patriotraitor (patriot + traitor) 爱国贼
2. love the future 爱未来
3. Ministry of Bullying 霸道部
4. 80k bro 八万哥
5. be represented, be suicided, be increased, be GFWed, be XXed 被代表，被自杀，被增长，被墙奸, 被XX
6. era of passive tense 被时代
7. ulterior motives 别有用心
8. Captain Bo 薄督
9. no shortage of money 不差钱
10. don’t understand the actual situation 不明真相
11. do not make irresponsible remarks 不要乱说话
12. free from turmoil 不折腾
13. sixty-two percent 百分之六十二
14. Watch Brother 表哥、表叔、表嫂
15. iliopsoas 叉腰肌
16. demolish it 拆哪
17. foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do 吃饱了没事干的外国人
18. China + Internet Chinternet
19. primary stage (of socialism) 初级阶段
20. slipped 侧滑
21. check the water meter 抄水表
22. getting soy sauce 打酱油
23. get immunized 打疫苗
24. the big boxer shorts 大裤衩
25. The Empire of the Great Qing 大清
26. it’s not rape if you wear a condom 戴避孕套不算强奸
27. egg fried rice 蛋炒饭
28. give free reign to one’s “Party” nature 党性大发
29. The Central Committee of the Communist Party 档中央
30. imperial capital 帝都
31. ditch oil 地沟油
32. entrapment 钓鱼执法
33. Your mother forced this on us 都是你妈逼的
34. poison rice 毒大米
35. poison milk powder 毒奶粉
36. hide-and-go seek (death) 躲猫猫 （死）
37. several women 多名女性
38. slap on the face 耳光
39. the law is not a shield 法律不是挡箭牌
40. lovely anti-corruption sisters 反腐姐妹花
41. anti-corruption warrior princess 反腐女战士
42. rice-drunk 饭醉
43. mortgage slave 房奴
44. illegal dedication of flowers, illegal eating and drinking, illegal silent tribute, illegal XX 非法献花 非法吃喝，非法默哀，非法XX
45. unusual method 非正常方式
46. fenqing, shit youth 粪青
47. axe gang 斧头帮
48. push-ups 俯卧撑
49. rich second generation 富二代
50. frisbee Hu 飞盘胡
51. godfather 干爹
52. thanks to the country 感谢国家
53. strange sorghum 怪蜀黍
54. expensive country 贵国
55. kneeling country 跪国
56. Governing second generation 官二代
57. local fiefdom 官府
58. bare bottom swollen anus 光腚肿菊
59. The radio, film and television administration is always anxious 广电总急
60. national treasure 国宝
61. nation’s arhat / nation’s gangster 国家罗汉
62. Babe Guo 郭美美baby
63. tearfully urge 含泪劝告
64. smile in fountains of booze 含笑酒泉
65. a good five times better than 好五倍
66. drink tea 喝茶
67. death from drinking boiled water 喝开水死
68. harmonious 和谐
69. “harmony” high-speed train 和谐号
70. core 核心
71. the blackboard fox 黑板狐
72. despise one’s father for not being Li Gang 恨爹不成刚
73. red pad 红派壹号
74. Hu 77 胡77
75. muddled cooked banquet 糊煮席
76. have you changed to (using) a dish? 换锅子没
77. heir apparent 皇储
78. buried alive 活埋
79. How has your family been recently? 家里最近怎么样？
80. influenza A virus subtype H1N1 甲型H1N1流感
81. soy sauce committee members 酱油委员
82. stiff fish 僵鱼
83. the nine elders 九长老
84. nine presidents 九个总统
85. guard in military coat 军大衣
86. The Great Chinese LAN (local area network) 局域网
87. donate your sister 捐你妹
88. contemptible committee 贱委
89. the “room-opening” bureau chief 开房局长
90. thoracotomy 开胸验肺
91. empty chair 空椅子
92. captured across provincial lines 跨省追捕
93. Lei Zhengfu 雷政富
94. Secretary Leung 梁书记
95. Mayor Lymph 淋巴县长
96. Lin imitates Yang’s voice 林貌杨音
97. temporary workers 临时工
98. temporary rape, temporary XX 临时性强奸, 临时性XX
99. naked official 裸体做官
100. Ma de in china “f**k” in China
101. Mahler Desert 马勒戈壁
102. act cute 卖萌
103. Project Hope-less 没希望工程
104. Without forced demolitions there can be no new China. 没有强拆就没有新中国
105. jasmine 茉莉花
106. a certain gang 某黑帮
107. eye-field 目田
108. Namibia 纳米比亚
109. It's because he's gifted 那是人家的本事
110. brain-damaged 脑残
111. You understand 你懂的
112. Which work unit are you from? 你是哪个单位的?
113. Do you have children? 你有孩子吗？
114. Nobel Prize dollars 诺贝尔币
115. P people P民
116. Panbi 潘币
117. screw you! 呸
118. rabble 屁民
119. compare fathers 拼爹
120. poor second generation 贫二代
121. King Who Pacified the West 平西王
122. destruction experiment 破坏性实验
123. The Panjin 盘锦号
124. ass-high miniskirt 齐B小短裙
125. bird anus 禽肛
126. mild collision, mild XX 轻度追尾， 轻度XX
127. emotionally stable 情绪稳定
128. autumn rain has tears 秋雨含泪
129. hair removal 去毛
130. leaders first 让领导先走
131. take a walk 散步
132. melamine 三聚氰胺
133. Sanlu 三鹿
134. SB Conference SB会
135. mountain stronghold 山寨
136. Shanwei form 汕尾体
137. hurt the Chinese people’s feelings 伤害中国人民的感情
138. hung to death 上吊吊
139. How were you so unfortunate as to be born in China? 谁叫你不幸生在中国了
140. mystical country 神奇的国度
141. dedicate a chrysanthemum with deep feeling 深情献菊花
142. governor 省长
143. Escape to Victory 胜利大逃亡
144. moderate level of corruption 适度腐败
145. half-hearted suicide attempt 试探性自杀
146. Sparta 斯巴达
147. vicious garlic, play with beans, and other similar phrases 蒜你狠、豆你玩系列
148. go with the flow 随波逐刘
149. always unbearable 随时受不了
150. WTF?! 他妈的
151. TG
152. wall country in athletics 体育墙国
153. Will you speak for the Party, or are you prepared to speak for the people? 替党说话，还是准备替老百姓说话?
154. Celestial Empire 天朝, 兲朝
155. P people of the Celestial Empire 天朝P民
156. Celestial Empire goes into the pot 天朝上锅
157. shocking proposals 天雷提案
158. chrysanthemum licking party 舔菊党
159. TM/TMD (see WTF?!)
160. chicken-poking bureau 捅鸡局
161. great, glorious and correct 伟光正
162. serve the renminbi 为人民币服务
163. maintain stability 维稳
164. stable bottom 稳腚
165. snail dwelling tribe 蜗居族
166. My father is Li Gang 我爸爸是李刚
167. Can I swear? 我能说脏话吗?
168. I will be a person 我要作人
169. I only serve the leaders 我只为领导服务
170. The Thirty-Fifth of May 五月三十五日
171. I'm late 我来晚了
172. West Korea 西朝鲜
173. subconsciously fired 下意识开枪
174. tomato 西红柿
175. play a big game of chess 下一盘很大的棋
176. idle chit-chat 闲扯淡
177. 2011 loan 辛卯借款
178. Believe in the god Ai and be completely resurrected on the spot 信艾神，原地满状态复活
179. Believe in Han Han and you won’t be a retard 信韩寒不脑残
180. panda 熊猫
181. vacation-style therapy 休假式治疗
182. daylily 萱萱
183. bloody demolition 血拆
184. the new five black categories 新黑五类
185. pressure differential 压力差
186. medicine-wicked-chrysanthemum 药奸菊
187. a small bunch 一小撮
188. movie star 影帝
189. relevant department 有关部门
190. official 有司
191. Ministry of Foreign Assistance 援交部
192. long distance patriot makes mischief 远程爱国者捣蛋
193. temporary residence 暂住
194. This cannot be explained in great detail. 这事儿不能说太细
195. this is a miracle 这是一个奇迹
196. Ministry of Truth 真理部
197. govern-rot 正腐
198. upright dragon pats the tiger 正龙拍虎
199. career grandchild 职业孙子
200. Whether you believe it or not, it’s up to you, but I do anyway. 至于你信不信，由你，我反正是信了
201. The Chinese people have begun to tremble 中国人民从此战栗起来了
202. Old friends of the Chinese people 中国人民的老朋友
203. Chinese people need to be controlled 中国人需要管的
204. Tiger Zhou 周老虎
205. Zhou self-castration 周自宫
206. brickspert 砖家
207. professional grandchild 专业孙子
208. Even the destruction is a blessing 纵做鬼，也幸福
209. death from nightmare 做噩梦（死）