Grass-Mud Horse Lexicon: Pinyin Index

Grass-mud horse

Laozi says it everywhere (I say it everywhere)

Jiang Shanjiao

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New Entries

Highlights from the latest additions to the Lexicon (updated August 6, 2020)

• 中国哭墙 (Zhōngguó kūqiáng) China's wailing wall
• 总加速师 (Zǒng jiāsù shī) Accelerator-in-Chief
• 加速主义 (jiāsùzhǔyì) accelerationism
• 抄作业 (chāo zuòyè) copy homework
• 祈翠 (qí cuì) pray for jade
• 可防可控 (kě fáng kě kòng) preventable and controllable
• 低级红高级黑 (dījí hóng gāojí hēi) low-level red, high-level black
• 丢下就跑 (diūxià jiù pǎo) drop-and-run

A

• 爱锅 (ài guō) love for the cooking pot
• 爱国贼 (àiguózéi) patriotraitor
• 爱未来 (ài wèilái) love the future
• 按爹分配 (àn diē fēnpèi) to each according to his father
• APEC蓝 (APEC lán) APEC blue

B

• 霸道部 (Bàdào Bù) Ministry of Bullying
• 八万哥 (Bāwàn Gē) 80K Brother
• 百分之六十二 (bǎifēn zhī liùshí'èr) sixty-two percent (62%)
• 包子露"宪" (Bāozi lòu Xiàn) Steamed Bun betrays the Constitution
• 被代表 (bèi dàibiǎo) be represented: see passive era
• 被喝茶 (bèi hē chá) be tea-drinked: see passive era
• 被就业 (bèi jiùyè) be employed: see passive era
• 被嫖娼 (bèi piáochāng) be johnned
• 被墙奸 (bèi qiángjiān) be wall-raped: see passive era
• 被时代 (bèi shídài) passive era
• 被“庹” (bèi Tuǒ) be Tuoed
• 被X (bèi X) be X-ed: see passive era
• 被增长 (bèi zēngzhǎng) be increased: see passive era
• 被自杀 (bèi zìshā) be suicided: see passive era
• 蝙蝠侠大战军大衣 (Biānfúxiá dàzhàn Jūndàyī) Batman vs. Military Coat
• 辩护人 (Biànhùrén) The Attorney
• 表哥 (Biǎo Gē) Watch Brother
• 表嫂 (Biǎo Sǎo) Watch Auntie
• 表叔 (Biǎo Shū) Watch Uncle: see Watch Brother
• 别有用心 (biéyǒuyòngxīn) ulterior motives
• 薄督 (Bó Dū) Captain Bo
• 不差钱 (bù chā qián) no shortage of money
• 不明真相 (bù míng zhēnxiàng) don't understand the actual situation
• 布鸣真象 (见：真象) (bù míng zhēnxiàng) cloth-chirping elephant of truth: see elephant of truth
• 不能，不明白 (bù néng, bù míngbai) I can't, I don't understand
• 不要姑父 (bú yào gūfu)
• 不要乱说话 (bú yào luàn shuōhuà) do not make irresponsible remarks
• 不折腾 (bù zhēténg) free from turmoil
• 不可描述

C

• 草泥马 (cǎonímǎ) grass-mud horse
• CCAV China Central Adult Video
• 侧滑 (cè huá) slip
• 叉腰肌 (chāyāo jī) iliopsoas
• 拆哪 (chāi nǎ) demolish it
• 柴静蓝 (Chái Jìng lán) Chai Jing blue
• 抄水表 (chāo shuǐbiǎo) check the water meter
• 抄作业 (chāo zuòyè) copy homework
• 朝阳群众 (Cháoyáng qúnzhòng) Chaoyang masses
• 朝阳区群众 (Cháoyáng qū qúnzhòng) Chaoyang District masses: see Chaoyang masses
• 秤砣 (chèng tuó) steelyard weight
• 吃饱了没事干的外国人 (chī bǎo le méi shì gān de wàiguórén) foreigners who have eaten their fill and have nothing better to do
• Chinternet
• 冲塔 (chōng tǎ) rush the turret
• 初级阶段 (chūjí jiēduàn) preliminary stage (of socialism)
• 初中生 (chūzhōngshēng) junior high schooler
• 此贴必删 删前留名 (cǐ tiē bì shān, shān qián liúmíng) this post must be deleted; before it is deleted please leave your name

D

• 打酱油 (dǎ jiàngyóu) get soy sauce
• 大裤衩 (Dà Kùchǎ) Big Boxer Shorts
• 大撒币 (Dà Sābì) Big Spender
• 大麻时代 (dàmá shídài) dama era
• 大清 (Dà Qīng) Great Qing
• 大清药丸 (Dà Qīng yàowán) Great Qing pill
• 打疫苗 (dǎ yìmiáo) get immunized
• 大中华局域网 (Dà Zhōnghuá Júyùwǎng) Great Chinese LAN
• 戴避孕套不算强奸 (dài bìyùntào bú suàn qiángjiān) it's not rape if you wear a condom
• 带路党 (Dàilù Dǎng) Lead the Way Party
• 带鱼包子 (dàiyú bāozi) cutlassfish bun
• 带鱼侯 (Dàiyú Hóu) Cutlassfish Marquis: see Cutlassfish Zhou
• 蛋炒饭 (dàn chǎofàn) egg fried rice
• 蛋炒饭节：见中国感恩节 (Dàn Chǎofànjié) Egg Fried Rice Day: see Chinese Thanksgiving
• 当今皇上 (dāngjīn huángshàng) reigning emperor
• 党性大发 (dǎngxìng dàfā) give free reign to Party nature
• 档中央 (Dàng Zhōngyāng) Crotch Central Committee
• 倒车 (dàochē) to drive backwards; to turn back history
• 低级红高级黑 (dījí hóng gāojí hēi) low-level red, high-level black
• 电婊 (diàn biǎo) power whore
• 叼飞盘 (diāo fēipán) catch frisbee in mouth: see Frisbee Hu
• 刁近平 (Diāo Jìnpíng)
• 刁民 (diāomín)
• 钓鱼执法 (diàoyú zhífǎ) entrapment
• 刁总
• 帝都 (dìdū) imperial capital
• 地沟油 (dìgōu yóu) ditch oil
• 地命海心 (dì mìng hǎi xīn) love the place that hates you
• 低俗 (dīsú) vulgar
• 叠被子 (dié bèizi) fold a blanket
• 丢下就跑 (diūxià jiù pǎo) drop-and-run
• 豆你玩：见蒜你狠 (dòu nǐ wán) play with beans: see vicious garlic
• 都是你妈逼的 (dōu shì nǐ mā bī de) your mother forced this on us
• 毒豺 (dú chái) poison jackal
• 毒大米 (dú dàmǐ) poison rice
• 都督 (dūdū) governor-general: see Captain Bo
• 毒奶粉 (dú nǎifěn) poison milk powder
• 对韭当割 (duì jiǔ dāng gē) harvest garlic chives
• 吨 (dūn) ton: see steelyard weight
• 躲猫猫 (duǒ māo māo) hide-and-seek
• 多名女性 (duō míng nǚxìng) several women

E

• 耳光 (ěr guāng) slap on the face
• 二会 (Èr Huì) Stupid Sessions
• 二胎政策 (Èr tāi zhèng cè) Second child policy

F

• 法律不是挡箭牌 (fǎlǜ bù shì dǎngjiànpái) law is not a shield
• 法西斯蓝 (fǎxīsī lán) fascist blue: see APEC blue
• 翻白眼 (fān báiyǎn) eye-roll
• 翻墙 (fān qiáng) scale the wall
• 反腐姐妹花 (fǎnfǔ jiěmèi huā) lovely anti-corruption sisters
• 反腐女战士 (fǎnfǔ nǚzhànshì) anti-corruption warrior princess
• 饭醉 (fàn zuì) get rice-drunk
• 方便面 (fāngbiàn miàn) instant noodles: see Master Kang
• 防火长城 (Fánghuǒ Chángchéng) Great Firewall
• 房奴 (fáng nú) mortgage slave
• 房叔 (Fáng Shū) House Uncle
• 非法献花 (fēifǎ xiànhuā) illegal dedication of flowers
• 飞盘胡 (Fēipán Hú) Frisbee Hu
• 非死不可 (Fēisǐbùkě) Surely Must Die (Facebook)
• 非正常方式 (fēi zhèngcháng fāngshì) unusual method
• 封建循环
• 粪青 (fènqīng) shit youth
• 斧头帮 (fǔtóu bāng) Axe Gang
• 俯卧撑 (fǔwòchēng) push-ups
• 富二代 (fù èr dài) second generation rich

G

• 干爹 (gāndiē) godfather
• 感恩 (gǎn'ēn) gratitude
• 干涉内政 (gānshè nèizhèng) interfere with internal affairs
• 感谢国家 (gǎnxiè guójiā) thanks to the country
• 高级黑 (gāojí hēi) high-level black
• 给人民一个胶带 (gěi rénmín yī gè jiāodài) give the people some tape
• 割韭菜 (gē jiǔcài) cut chives
• GFW Great Firewall
• GFW之父 (GFW zhī fù) father of the Great Firewall
• 共餐党 (Gòngcāndǎng) Dinner Party
• 功夫网 (Gōngfū Wǎng) Kung Fu Net
• 共克时艰 (gòng kè shí jiān) together we overcome difficulties
• 骨哥 (gǔ gē) bone brother
• 谷鸽 (gǔ gē) valley dove
• 孤立事件 (gūlì shìjiàn) isolated incident
• 怪蜀黍 (guài shǔshǔ) strange sorghum
• 官二代 (guān èr dài) second generation official
• 官府 (guānfǔ) local fiefdom
• 鹳狸猿 (guànlíyuán) watered weasel-ape
• 官状病毒 (guānzhuàng bìngdú) bureaucravirus (coronavirus)
• 光腚肿菊 (guāngdìng zhǒng jú) bare bottom swollen anus
• 广电总急 (Guǎng Diàn zǒng jí) State of Anxiety on Film, Radio, and Television (SARFT)
• 贵国 (guì guó) expensive country
• 桂枝药丸
• 跪国 (guì guó) kneeling country
• 国宝 (guóbǎo) national treasure
• 国家罗汉 (guójiā luóhàn) nation's arhat (nation's gangster)

H

• 蛤蟆 (háma) Toad
• 蛤丝 (hásī) toad fan: see Toad
• 含泪劝告 (hánlèi quàngào) tearfully urge
• 含笑酒泉(hánxiào jiǔquán) smile in fountains of booze
• 含赵量
• 好五倍 (hǎo wǔ bèi) five times better
• 喝茶 (hē chá) drink tea
• 喝开水死 (hē kāishuǐ sǐ) death by drinking boiled water
• 和谐 (héxié) harmonious
• 合鞋 (hé xié) fitting shoe
• 河蟹 (héxiè) river crab
• 核心 (héxīn) core
• 黑板狐 (Hēibǎn Hú) Blackboard Fox
• 很黄很暴力 (hěn huáng hěn bàolì) erotic and violent
• 恨爹不成刚 (hèn diē bùchéng Gāng) despise father for not being Li Gang: see my dad is Li Gang
• 红二代 (hóng èr dài) red second generation
• 红派壹号 (hóng pài yī hào) red pad
• 猴蛇 (hóu shé) monkey-snake
• 胡77 (Hú qīqī) Hu 77
• 胡编 (Hú Biān) The Fabricator
• 胡叼 (Hú Diāo) Hu fetches: see Frisbee Hu
• 狐瘟 (hú wēn) fox plague
• 胡占凡体 (Hú Zhànfán tǐ) Hu Zhanfan style
• 糊煮席 (hú zhǔ xí) Muddled Boiled Banquet
• 换锅子没 (huàn guōzi méi) Have you changed to a dish?
• 皇储 (huángchǔ) heir apparent
• 混球屎报 (Húnqiú Shǐbào) Muddled Shit Times
• 火箭升迁 (huǒjiàn shēngqiān) rocket promotion
• 活埋 (huómái) buried alive
• 火星文 (Huǒxīng wén) Martian script
• 护脸网 (hù liǎn wǎng) save face net

J

• 脊梁奖 (Jǐliang Jiǎng) Backbone Award
• 贾君鹏，你妈妈喊你回家吃饭 (Jiǎ Jūnpéng, nǐ māmā hǎn nǐ huíjiā chīfàn) Jia Junpeng, your mother is calling you home for dinner
• 家里最近怎么样？ (Jiālǐ zuìjìn zěnmeyàng?) How has your family been recently?
• 加速主义 (jiāsùzhǔyì) accelerationism
• 总加速师 (Zǒng jiāsù shī) Accelerator-in-Chief
• 见过大爷? (Jiàn guo dàyé?) Have you seen grandfather?
• 键盘侠 (jiànpán xiá) keyboard warrior
• 贱委 (jiànwěi) contemptible committee
• 江山娇 (Jiāng Shānjiāo) Jiang Shanjiao (Jiangshanjiao, Jiangshan Jiao)
• 僵鱼 (Jiāng Yú) Stiff Fish
• 酱油委员 (jiàngyóu wěiyuán) soy sauce delegate
• 姐夫 (jiěfu) brother-in-law (older sister's husband)
• 金三胖 (Jīn Sān Pàng) Kim Fatty III
• 荆棘鸟 (jīngjí niǎo) thornbird
• 景德镇 (Jǐngdé zhèn) Jingde Town
• 竟无一人是男儿 (jung wú yī rén shì nán'ér) not one was man enough
• 精赵：见赵家人 (jīng Zhao) Zhao in spirit: see Zhao family member
• 九个总统 (jiǔ gè zǒngtǒng) nine presidents
• 九长老 (jiǔ zhǎnglǎo) nine elders
• 菊花文 (júhuā wén) chrysanthemum script
• 局域网 (Júyùwǎng) Great Chinese LAN
• 捐你妹 (juān nǐ mèi) donate my ass
• 境外（敌对）势力 (jìngwài (díduì) shìlì) foreign (hostile) forces

K

• 开房局长 (kāifáng júzhǎng) room-opening bureau chief
• 开胸验肺 (kāixiōng yànfèi) thoracotomy
• 康师傅 (Kāng Shīfù) Master Kang
• 可防可控 (kě fáng kě kòng) preventable and controllable
• 科学上网 (kēxué shàngwǎng) use the Internet scientifically
• 空椅子 (kōng yǐzi) empty chair
• 跨省追捕 (kuàshěng zhuībǔ) pursue across provincial lines
• 狂草泥马 (kuáng cǎonímǎ) crazy grass-mud horse: see grass-mud horse
• 宽衣镇越 (Kuān Yī Zhen Yue)

L

• 腊肉 (làròu) cured meat
• 蓝爸爸 (Lán Bàba) Blue Daddy
• 揽炒 (Lán Bàba) Blue Daddy
• 老逼养的
• 老子到处说 (Lǎozi dàochù shuō) Laozi says it everywhere (I say it everywhere)
• 离岸
• 离岸转移资产小组组长
• 梁书记 (Liáng Shūjì) Secretary Leung
• 了解祖国 (liǎojiě zǔguó) understand the motherland
• 鲤冈鲃 (lǐgāngbā) ridged carp-barbel
• 淋巴县长 (Línbā Xiànzhǎng) Mayor Lymph
• 林貌杨音 (Lín mào Yáng yīn) Lin imitates Yang's voice
• 临时工 (línshígōng) temporary worker
• 临时性强奸 (línshíxìng qiángjiān) temporary rape
• 裸官：见裸体做官 (luǒguān) abbreviation for naked official
• 裸体做官 (luǒtǐ zuòguān) naked official
• 驴民 (lǘ mín) donkey people
• 滤霸 (lǜ bà) filter tyrant
• 驴爸 (lǜ bà) donkey father: see filter tyrant
• 绿爸爸 (Lǜ Bàba) Green Daddy
• 绿坝娘 (Lǜ Bà Niáng) Green Dam Girl
• 卢美美
• 轮流发生性关系 (lúnliú fāshēng xìngguānxì) take turns having sex
• 轮胎 (lúntāi) Tire
• 撸起袖子加油干

M

• Ma de in China (Mā de in China) fuck in China
• 马勒戈壁 (Mǎlè Gēbì) Mahler Gobi
• 媚体
• 没希望工程 (Méi Xīwàng Gōngchéng) Project Hopeless
• 没有强拆就没有新中国 (méiyǒu qiáng chāi jiù méiyǒu xīn Zhōngguó) without forced demolition there can be no new China
• 美帝
• 面瘫
• 敏感瓷 (mǐngǎn cí) sensitive porcelain
• 皿煮
• 茉莉花 (mòlìhuā) jasmine
• 膜蛤
• 某黑帮 (mǒu hēibāng) certain gang
• 目田 (mù tián) eye-field

N

• 那是人家的本事 (nà shì rénjiā de běnshì) that's because he's gifted
• 脑残 (nǎocán) brain-damaged
• 你懂的 (nǐ dǒng de) you understand
• 你国 (nǐ guó) your country (your China)
• 你能做到吗？你听明白了吗？ (Nǐ néng zuòdào ma? Nǐ tīng míngbai le ma?) Can you do it? Do you understand?
• 你是哪个单位的？(Nǐ shì nǎge dānwèi de?) Which work unit are you from?
• 你幸福吗？(Nǐ xìngfú ma?) Are you happy?
• 你有孩子吗？(Nǐ yǒu háizi ma?) Do you have children?
• 诺贝尔币 (Nuòbèi'ěr bì) Nobel Prize dollars

P

• P2P abbreviation of "Peer-to-peer"
• P民 (P mín) P people: see fart people
• 潘币 (Pānbì) Panbi
• 盘锦号 (Pánjǐn Hào) The Panjin
• 咆哮体 (páoxiāo tǐ) shouting font
• 呸 (pēi) screw you
• 屁民 (pì mín) fart people
• 拼爹 (pīn diē) compare fathers
• 贫二代 (pín èr dài) poor second generation
• 平西王 (Píngxīwáng) King Who Pacified the West
• 破坏性实验 (pòhuàixìng shíyàn) destruction experiment

Q

• 全部是假的 (quánbù shì jiǎde) everything is fake
• 齐B小短裙 (qí B xiǎo duǎnqún) ass-high miniskirt: see godfather
• 七不讲 (qī bù jiǎng) seven don't mentions
• 岂能因声音微小而不呐喊？ (Qǐnéng yīn shēngyīn wéixiǎo ér bú nàhǎn?) How can we not speak out just because our voice is small?
• 70码 (qīshí mǎ) 70 kph: see horse of deception
• 欺实马 (qīshímǎ) horse of deception
• 墙 (qiáng) wall
• 墙国 (qiángguó) wall nation
• 墙国论坛 (Qiángguó Lùntán) Wall Nation Forum
• 墙奸 (qiángjiān) wall-rape
• 墙裂（谴责) (qiángliè (qiǎnzé)) wall-crack (condemnation)
• 禽肛 (Qín Gāng) Bird Anus
• 轻度追尾 (qīngdù zhuīwěi) mild collision
• 祈翠 (qí cuì) pray for jade
• 亲自帝 (Qīnzì Dì) Personal Emperor
• 庆丰帝
• 庆丰元年
• 情绪稳定 (qíngxù wěndìng) emotionally stable
• 秋雨含泪 (qiūyǔ hánlèi) autumn rain has tears
• 去毛 (qù máo) hair removal

R

• 然并卵 (rán bìng luǎn) no fucking use
• 让领导先走 (ràng lǐngdǎo xiān zǒu) leaders first
• 人民日爆 (Rénmín Rìbào) People's Daily Explosion
• 人渣排行榜
• 日人民报 (Rì Rénmín Bào) Screwing People Post
• 芮代表 (Ruì Dàibiǎo) Representative Rui

S

• 散步 (sànbù) take a walk
• SB会 (SB huì) SB Conference
• 山巅 (shāndiān) summit
• 汕尾体 (Shànwěi tǐ) Shanwei form
• 山寨 (shānzhài) mountain stronghold
• 上吊吊 (shàng diàodiào) hang oneself
• 伤害中国人民的感情 (shānghài Zhōngguó rénmín de gǎnqíng) hurt the feelings of the Chinese people
• 社病我药 (shè bìng wǒ yào) society's sickness, my medicine
• 谁叫你不幸生在中国了 (Sheí jiào nǐ bùxìng shēng zài Zhōngguó le?) How were you unlucky enough to be born in China?
• 神奇的国度 (shénqí de guódù) mystical country
• 深情献菊花 (shēnqíng xiàn júhuā) dedicate a chrysanthemum with deep feeling
• 神兽 (shénshòu) mythical creatures
• 胜利大逃亡 (Shènglì dà Táowáng) Escape to Victory
• 省长 (shěngzhǎng) governor
• 适度腐败 (shìdù fǔbài) moderate level of corruption
• 试探性自杀 (shìtànxìng zìshā) half-hearted suicide attempt
• 斯巴达 (Sībādá) Sparta
• 蒜你狠 (suàn nǐ hěn) vicious garlic
• 随波逐刘 (suí Bō zhú Liú) go with the flow
• 随时受不了 (suíshí shòubùliǎo) always unbearable

T

• 谭书记 (tānshuji) Secretary Tan
• 他妈的 (tāmāde) WTF
• 探索性错误 (tànsuǒxìng cuòwù) exploratory error
• 体亏屁思 (tǐ kuī pì sī) fart people suffer system's mistakes
• 提头来见
• 体育墙国 (tǐyù qiáng guó) wall country in athletics
• 替党说话，还是替老百姓说话？ (Tì Dǎng shuōhuà, háishì tì lǎobǎixìng shuōhuà?) Do you speak for the Party or the people?
• 替谁说话 (tì shéi shuōhuà) who do you speak for: see Do you speak for the Party or the people?
• 天朝 (Tiāncháo) Celestial Empire
• 兲朝：见天朝 (Tiāncháo) Celestial Empire
• 天朝P民 (Tiāncháo P mín) P people of the Celestial Empire
• 天朝上锅 (Tiāncháo shàng guō) Celestial Empire goes into the pot
• 天雷提案 (tiān léi tí'àn) shocking proposal
• 舔菊党 (Tiǎnjúdǎng) Chrysanthemum Licking Party
• TM/TMD: see WTF
• 捅鸡局 (Tǒngjī Jú) Bureau of Dicking Around
• 通商宽衣(Tōngshāngkuanyi) Facilitate Commerce and Loosen Clothing
• 通奸党 (Tōngjiāndǎng) Adultery Party
• 土共 (Tǔgòng) TG

W

• 外砸脚
• 外国人的家长会 (Wàiguó rén de Jiāzhǎng Huì) Parents of Foreigners Congress
• 网民 (wǎngmín) netizen
• 网民不服从 (wǎngmín bù fúcóng) digital disobedience
• 妄议中央 (wàngyì zhōngyāng) improperly discuss the central government
• 微勃 (wēibó) slight erection
• 伟大的墙 (wěidà de qiáng) great wall
• 围观 (wéiguān) surround and watch
• 围观五猫 (wéiguān wǔ māo) surround and watch five cats: compound of surround and watch and fifty cents
• 伟光正 (wěi guāng zhèng) great, glorious, and correct
• 为国接盘 (wèi guó jiēpán) bear the burden for the country
• 喂人民服雾 (wèi rénmín fú wù) smog the people
• 为人民币服务 (wéi rénmínbì fúwù) serve the renminbi
• 微软 (Wēiruǎn) Slightysoft
• 维稳 (wéiwěn) stability maintenance
• 稳腚 (wěn dìng) stable bottom
• 文贵伐赵 (wen gui fa zhao) Wengui strikes Zhao
• 我爸是李刚 (wǒ bà shì Lǐ Gāng) My dad is Li Gang
• 卧草泥马 (wò cǎonímǎ) crouching grass-mud horse
• 我和小伙伴都惊呆了 (wǒ hé xiǎo huǒbàn dōu jīngdāi le) my buddies and I were dumbstruck
• 蜗居族 (wōjū zú) snail dwelling tribe
• 我来晚了 (wǒ lái wǎn le) I'm late
• 我们要言论自由 (wǒmen yào yánlùn zìyóu) we want free speech
• 我们做了一个艰难的决定 (wǒmen zuòle yī gè jiānnán de juédìng) we have made a tough decision: see make a tough decision
• 我能说脏话吗？ (Wǒ néng shuō zānghuà ma?) Can I swear?
• 我要作人 (Wǒ yào zuòrén) I will be a person
• 我只为领导服务 (Wǒ zhǐ wèi lǐngdǎo fúwù) I only serve the leaders
• 五不搞 (wǔ bù gǎo) five nos
• 捂产阶级
• 五号 (Wǔ Hào) Number Five
• 五猫 (wǔ māo) fifty cats: see Fifty Cent Party
• 五毛 (Wǔ Máo) fifty cents: see Fifty Cent Party
• 五毛党 (Wǔ Máo Dǎng) Fifty Cent Party
• 五毛谠 (wǔ máo dǎng) fifty cents honest: see Fifty Cent Party
• 五行缺爹 (wǔ xíng què diē) have everything but Daddy
• 五月三十五日 (wǔ yuè sānshíwǔ rì) Thirty-Fifth of May
• 乌镇网 (Wūzhèn wǎng) Wuzhen net
• 玩币归赵

X

• 小组长
• 西朝鲜 (Xī Cháoxiǎn) West Korea
• 西红柿 (Xīhóngshì) Tomato
• 下意识开枪 (xiàyìshí kāiqiāng) subconsciously shoot
• 下一盘很大的棋 (xià yī pán hěn dà de qí) play a big game of chess
• 闲扯淡 (xián chědàn) idle chit-chat
• 辛卯借款 (xīnmǎo jièkuǎn) 2011 loan
• 心神不宁 (xīnshén bùníng) disturbed
• 信艾神，原地满状态复活 (xìn Ài Shén, yuándì mǎn zhuàngtài fùhuó) believe in the god Ai and be resurrected on the spot
• 信韩寒不脑残 (xìn Hánhán bù nǎocán) believe in Han Han and you won't be brain-damaged
• 新黑五类 (xīn hēi wǔ lèi) new five black categories
• 姓赵：见赵家人 (xìng Zhào) be surnamed Zhao: see Zhao family member
• 熊猫： 见国宝 (xióngmāo) panda: see national treasure
• 休假式治疗 (xiūjià shì zhìliáo) vacation-style therapy
• 习包子 (Xí Bāozi) Steamed Bun Xi
• 习夶：见习大大 (Xí Bǐ) alternate rendering of Daddy Xi
• 习大大 (Xí Dàdà) Daddy Xi
• 习禁评
• 小粉红 (xiǎo fěnghóng) little pink
• 孝顺国家
• 熊猫：见国宝 (xióngmāo) panda: see national treasure
• 萱萱 (Xuānxuān) Xuanxuan
• 血拆 (xuè chāi) bloody demolition
• 寻衅滋事

Y

• 亚克蜥 (yàkèxī) yax lizard
• 压力差 (yālì chā) pressure differential
• 殃视 (Yāng shì) Calamity TV
• 羊叫兽 (yáng jiào shòu) sheep calls to the beast
• 药奸菊 (yào jiān jú) Medicine Wicked Chrysanthemum
• 一花一带
• 一切都是刚刚开始! (Yīqiē dōu shì gāngang kāishǐ!) All of this is only the beginning!
• 一小撮 (yī xiǎo cuō) small bunch
• 影帝 (yǐngdì) movie star
• 有关部门 (yǒuguān bùmén) relevant department
• 有司 (yǒusī) official
• 远程爱国者捣蛋 (yuǎnchéng àiguózhě dǎodàn) long distance patriot makes mischief
• 援交部 (Yuánjiāo Bù) Ministry of Foreign Assistance
• 宇宙真理 (yǔzhòu zhēnlǐ) truth of the universe

Z

• 暂住 (zànzhù) temporary residence
• 找爹
• 赵国
• 赵家人 (Zhào jīarén) Zhao family member
• 赵令习改
• 赵王
• 赵王回车 (Zhào wáng huíchē) King Zhao's enter key
• 长者
• 这届人民不行 (zhè jiè rénmín bùxíng) this batch of people is no good
• 这盛世，如你所愿 (zhè shèngshì, rú nǐ suǒyuàn) this splendid age is as you wished
• 这事儿不能说太细 (zhè shì'er bùnéng shuō tài xì) this cannot be explained in great detail
• 这是一个奇迹 (zhè shì yī gè qíjī) this is a miracle
• 真理部 (Zhēnlǐ Bù) Ministry of Truth
• 真象 (zhēnxiàng) elephant of truth
• 镇上 (zhènshàng) in town: see Jingde Town
• 镇灾 (zhènzāi) town disaster
• 正腐 (zhèngfǔ) govern-rot
• 正龙拍虎 (zhèng lóng pāi hǔ) upright dragon pats the tiger
• 正确集体记忆 (zhèngquè jítǐ jìyì) correct collective memory
• 直男癌 (zhí nán ái) straight man cancer
• 职业孙子：见专业孙子 (zhíyè sūnzi) career grandchild: see professional grandchild
• 中国制造 (zhōng guó zhì zào) Made in China
• 中或赢
• 至于你信不信，我反正是信了 (zhìyú nǐ xìn bù xìn, wǒ fǎnzhèng shì xìn le) whether you believe it or not, I do
• 中国的互联网是开放的 (Zhōngguó de hùliánwǎng shì kāifàng de) China's internet is open
• 中国感恩节 (Zhōngguó Gǎn'ēnjié) Chinese Thanksgiving
• 中国哭墙 (Zhōngguó kūqiáng) China's wailing wall
• 中国人民从此战栗起来了 (Zhōngguó rénmín cóngcǐ zhànlì qǐlái le) The Chinese people have begun to tremble
• 中国人民的老朋友 (Zhōngguó rénmín de lǎo péngyǒu) old friends of the Chinese people
• 中国人是需要管的 (Zhōngguórén shì xūyào guǎn de) Chinese people need to be controlled
• 中央忏悔台
• 周带鱼 (Zhōu Dàiyú) Cutlassfish Zhou
• 周老虎 (Zhōu Lǎohǔ) Tiger Zhou
• 周自宫 (Zhōu Zìgōng) Zhou self-castration
• 砖家 (zhuānjiā) brickspert
• 专业孙子 (zhuānyè sūnzi) professional grandchild
• 转发就是力量 (zhuǎnfā jiùshì lìliàng) reposting is power
• 转世 (zhuǎnshì) reincarnation
• 自干五 (zìgānwǔ) volunteer fifty center
• 自你入狱，举国震动，人生辉煌，莫过如此 (zì nǐ rùyù, jǔguó zhèndòng, rénshēng huīhuáng, mòguò rúcǐ) Since you went to prison, the whole nation has been shaken. Nothing in life could be more glorious
• 自强不吸 (zìqiáng bùxī) self-improvement never breathes
• 纵做鬼，也幸福 (zòng zuòguǐ, yě xìngfú) even the destruction is a blessing
• 做噩梦（死） (zuò èmèng (sǐ)) death by nightmare
• 做一个艰难的决定 (zuò yīgè jiānnán de juédìng) make a tough decision